What the...? Zooey Deschanel has written and performed an ad jingle about cotton. This is weird on so many levels; it blows my little mind. But doesn’t her life look lovely? Bikes, cardigans, post-it notes, record shopping, wandering around flea markets, pretty dresses. I wonder if that’s actually her closet? I have a thing for peeking inside people’s wardrobes. And yes, I realise that makes me sound like a major creep.