
I have a love-hate relationship with Beyonce. I love No, No No, Bills, Bills, Bills, Say My Name, Independent Women, Crazy in Love, Irreplaceable, the incredibly cheesy Halo. I love the fact that she’s married to Jay Z, and that she got teary eyed when she sang for the Obama’s on Inauguration Day. I love
Single Ladies, no explanation necessary. I love that she’s all sass and unashamedly a Diva: she namedrops to death, embraces her curves, wears fringed glasses and a metal glove. I really love her answer song to 50 Cent’s In Da Club:
"I'm the chick with the hot ish, Manolo Blahnik,
Jimmy Choo kicks, killin' it, who you with?
Me & my girls at the party with the diamonds and ice
I'm that classy mami with the Marilyn Monroe body.
I'm that fly chick 5’6 Marc Jacob mini
Ghetto fabulous, glamorous, it’s effortless
Make up light, we with my pastel Louis
Designer scarf, work of art, rockin' vintage Gucci
You can find me in the club, sippin' on some bub,
Daddy I got what you need you's a sexy little thug,
Don't wanna be your girl I ain't lookin’ for no love,
So come give me a hug, sexy little thug."
Now that is some lyrical genius right there.
She also kicks Kanye’s ass at Connect-Four.

But sometimes I just think she’s really annoying, and I feel like punching her. Maybe it’s because she says dumb things like, "The more successful I become, the more I need a man".
Anyway. I heard a rumour she’s coming to New Zealand! I hope it's true...

(This isn't Beyonce, but Veronica Webb as Beyonce in the new issue of LOVE.)